• Me: what do we do now.
• Cyril: i think we die now.
• Me: oh my god
• Cyril: i'm seriously a riot of feels right now. i was honestly avoiding knowing anything about his preferences and dating life because i knew i would see him with some chick and just be like, "ugh, of course". but, but.... now?
• Me: what if he wants to fuck us
• Cyril: hahaha he's probably watching me right now.
• Me: oh my god he wants to fuck us
• Cyril: he saw my fetlife.
• Me: omg and he thinks you have a nice butt
• Cyril: he's lost and confused and only a creepy wooden dildo in his butt will give him peace.
• Me: i just about peed
• Cyril: he uses the word unleashed
• Me: unleashed... his love for butt stuff.
• Cyril: his own nature
• Me: the nature to lick butts
• Cyril: inner feelings
• Me: inner butt feelings

He had a total “*beginning a sentence* Yeah so *long pause* i don’t remember what I was going to say.” moment.

Round of applause for his nice hair

dayglohomo:

[12:56:00 AM] Cyril : you know this is me, right?

[12:56:16 AM] AJ : who took that picture of you

[12:56:19 AM] AJ : what the crap

[12:56:22 AM] Cyril : i know

[12:57:13 AM] Cyril : i’ve been thinking about how there’s basically no point in me ever trying to look ‘cool’ because i will always look like a 1950’s boyscout

[12:57:41 AM] Cyril: everyone still knows that i open doors for old ladies and my mum cuts my sandwiches the way i like

[12:57:50 AM] Cyril : egg fucking salad, let me just add

[12:58:22 AM] AJ : i’m gonna pee

[12:58:30 AM] Cyril : looooool

• Cyril: i just put a lee press on nail on only my thumb because i need it for sorting paper and slicing packages at work. i feel like ishmael.
• Me: you are ishmael. he calls it his coke nail.
• Cyril: if anyone asks, i'll just tell them it's the one i put up my boyfriend's bhole when he gives me attitude. pervy gay shit freaks people out.

dayglohomo:

I’ve got a Little Mermaid Push Pop. Be so fuckin’ jelly. 

That’s mine, why do you have it. Give it here. 

• Cyril: i can't believe i'm turning 33.
• Me: oh my god, retire.
• Cyril: i will after i publish this fuckin' book.
• Me: is it alright if i start telling people you're turning 80 this year? i mean. it's not exactly false.
• Cyril: fuck you right up the arse.

dayglohomo:

I put my McLovin I.D. keychain on a necklace. I think it looks groovy. 

I shouldn’t be surprised right now. You’re so cute. 

• Cyril: i'm going to watch a movie.
• Me: which one?
• Cyril: a silly zac efron movie, lol
• Me: omg. which one?
• Cyril: 17 again. i've never seen it.
• Me: no homo.
• Cyril: oh, yes homo.
• Me: you're hogging all the faggot.
• Cyril: liberace called. he wants his homosexuality back.